Jon Stewart And The Correspondents

Jon Stewart And The Correspondents

"Like, you can't just fire the Federal Bureau of Investigation director", Noah said. "And you have kids watching", he said.

There was also a short cold open in which Stewart and Colbert were interns working for Trevor Noah (who, like Trump, also has his own Coke button).

"I had to flee the Klan one night", Colbert remembered.

"The "#FireColbert" campaign that began after Stephen Colbert made a lewd joke about President Trump doesn't seem to have slowed him down.

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"Even if [the things Colbert says] are crass or even if they in some ways are not respectful enough to the office of the presidency", Stewart said, "we can insult; [Trump] can injure".

"It's the difference between insult and injury".

"Why in this country we try to hold comedians to a standard we don't hold our leaders to", he asked. Stewart recalled doing a O'Reilly's show and when he left the building, he admitted, he saw little heads popping out of offices, similar to what it is showed in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom", where the children in the mine plead to be taken out of it. "Which, if you think about it, isn't that different from what I did on a daily basis", he joked. He also said he felt the cast members were Mr. Holland's students coming back to visit him at the end of "Mr. Holland's Opus". Since Jon Stewart became host in 1999, The Daily Show has fostered early career boosts for stars-to-be like Steve Carell, Olivia Munn, Jessica Williams, and a bunch of others. "And I miss the people like you and all the great people that were around it".

Saturday Night Live is often credited as being the ultimate comedy incubator, where fresh-faced talents go to get their starts before expanding to bigger and better things.

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"You've taken three airplanes to get there, and you need them to give you some content, and you have to be nice to them all day", the Full Frontal host continued.

They reminisced about all the terrible racists and homophobes they met, and Colbert told the funny/scary story of the time he had to "haul ass" from a Ku Klux Klan cross-burning. "There will never be another president this good for comedy", Samantha Bee said. "Oh, no, wait! Oh, no, now I'm on my knees-I hate that guy, I love that guy, but Trump did it!'" "Where are y'all from?'"

Bee then entered, with a perm and sequined jacket, to lament Colbert's departure.

"All the producers are short Jews", Stewart said. "Basically he's sending a small mouse into a lion's den!"

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