SNL Throws a Very Trump-y Christmas Tree Trimming Party

SNL Throws a Very Trump-y Christmas Tree Trimming Party

"It will soon be replaced by the 'War with North Korea'". "I've had an absolutely incredible first year in office, a lot of people have been saying it was the greatest year in the history of America... and maybe the entire planet Earth". "It's my greatest achievement, so now I can settle down and be super-presidential - that is, until Don Lemon says something mean about me, and I tweet the actual n-word".

Vice President Mike Pence, played by Beck Bennett, then comes forward with an ornament of former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn, who pleaded guilty earlier this month to lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation about his contact with the former Russian ambassador during the presidential transition, and is now cooperating with special counsel Robert Mueller.

Pence brought a Mike Flynn ornament, "because he lied to us, Mr. President".

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Leslie Jones played Omarosa Manigault Newman, who recently left her job as a White House aide under questionable circumstances, could be seen outside the window of the Oval Office before being dragged away. "This angel's got Robert Mueller's face on it, cuz he's next!" she says.

"Hey! Let me in!" she screams, as Secret Service agents try to intervene. Explaining that Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tweeted "Black women led us to victory and we can't take that for granted", co-anchor (and newly appointed co-head writer) Michael Che offered a sly, skeptical and perfectly delivered, "Mmmm, but I bet you will". On last night's show, the cold opening featured none other than Scarlett Johansson, who portrayed Ivanka Trump in the "White House Tree Trimming" skit.

At the "White House", Johansson's Ivanka tells her father that her husband, Jared Kushner, couldn't be there.

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Conflicting reports surfaced about her departure from the White House this week. "At least America knows that I finally supported an accused child molester".

McKinnon played Jeff Sessions as the "elf on the shelf".

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